What's his secret?

He's in a wheelchair

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What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

Which part of a vegetable isn't edible?

His wheelchair.

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Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.