Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

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How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

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Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

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What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds!

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

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Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

How many Freemasons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's a secret!