Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

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How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

How can you tell if someone is Italian?

They'll tell you.

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What do you call a prehistoric humanoid who likes to take his time?

A meander-thal!

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much

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Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret