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Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

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What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!

How can you tell if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a couple of test tickles...

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How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

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Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

How do you cure a mute coworker?

Tell them a secret