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Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

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What did the hipster say......when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay

How can you tell someone is a true music lover?

When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.

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What's red and invisible at the same time?

No tomatoes.

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time...

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How do you cure a mute coworker?

Tell them a secret

How many Freemasons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's a secret!