Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

Previous Random Joke Next

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What is the South American Music Scale?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)

How can you tell if someone is an entrepreneur?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

How is a broken clock better than a politician?

The clock is still right twice a day.

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?

Because of all the tellers.

What's the capital of Brazil?

My daughter: that's a secret