What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

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Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

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What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What did the hat say to the belt?

You hang around I'll go on ahead

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Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...