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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

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How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

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What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

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What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!

What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.