Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

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When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

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What's the first rule of bug ownership?

Watch your step!

What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

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What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

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Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

What's your favorite game if you wear a turban?

Hide-and-Sikh

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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.