Belt Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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What does a belt like to do?

Getting Waisted

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

What did the hat say to the belt?

You hang around I'll go on ahead

What did Whitney Houston's coroner say as he unbuckled his belt?

It's not right, but it's OK

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

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What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

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In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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Drones can't tell either

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Mooooooooooooove.

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What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!

What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.

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What do you call a lost nun?

A Roman Catholic

Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.

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What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

What's the fastest way to get a ripped body?

Take highwhey.

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When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flies by when you don't?

There are two answers: Time and Boo (from Mario games).

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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Who's there! Buckle! Buckle who?

Buckle get you a drink but not much else!

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.