Belt Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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What does a belt like to do?

Getting Waisted

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

What did the hat say to the belt?

You hang around I'll go on ahead

What did Whitney Houston's coroner say as he unbuckled his belt?

It's not right, but it's OK

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

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What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

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Top notch.

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Nice belt.

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Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

Who's there! Ammon! Ammon who?

Ammon old hand at picking locks!

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Nice belt.

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Nice belt.

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What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

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Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars