What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

What's black and white stinks and hangs from a line?

A drip dry skunk.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What was the executioner's favorite shampoo?

Head and shoulders.

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.