What did the hat say to the belt?

You hang around I'll go on ahead

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Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

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Why don't hat store owners and pet shop owner get along?

Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair.

How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty