What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

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What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

Where was Solomon's temple located?

On the side of his head.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?

In the croakroom!

What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.