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What did tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll hang around.

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What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

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How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.