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What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Who's there! Anne! Anne who?

Anne apple just fell on my head!

What goes ha, ha, ha, clunk?

A man laughing his head off.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.

Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.