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What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

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What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

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What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head?

The deceased!

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What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.