What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

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What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

Wait at a buzz stop!

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.

What did the bra say to the top hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.