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What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

Becuase his peckers on his head

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

Hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D... wait what were YOU THINKING!!!

What are we waiting for?

The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

How did they name Canada?

They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.

What did tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll hang around.