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What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

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What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower?

Brainwashed.

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

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Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

Zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

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What did the hat say to the belt?

You hang around I'll go on ahead

How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh