What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

Why don't hat store owners and pet shop owner get along?

Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair.