What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Who's there! Anne! Anne who?

Anne apple just fell on my head!

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How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

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Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!