What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

What did the bra say to the top hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.