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What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

Wait at a buzz stop!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

What did Goku want to be when he was growing up?

A SAIYANtist!

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Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

What do you call a smiley face if someone uses it that lives in an igloo?

An Eskimoji

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What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

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Why are there trees in Harlem?

Public Transport

What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

Wait at a buzz stop!

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What's a bee-line?

The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!

What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

Wait at a buzz stop!