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What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

Wait at a buzz stop!

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Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

When does a horse neigh?

Whinny wants to!

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Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

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What's the difference between young girls and photographs?

After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

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How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.

What did the bee call his military mission?

Operation pollination

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What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

Wait at a buzz stop!

Why are there trees in Harlem?

Public Transport

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What's a bee-line?

The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!

What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

Wait at a buzz stop!