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What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

Wait at a buzz stop!

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Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

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What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

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Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

What is she doing?

The pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Where do bees go on holiday?

Stingapore!

What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold!

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Why are there trees in Harlem?

Public Transport

What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

Wait at a buzz stop!

Buzz Stop Jokes More Buzz Stop Jokes

What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

Wait at a buzz stop!

What's a bee-line?

The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!