What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

Wait at a buzz stop!

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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

What is mostly white, dull, and wants to be popular?

This post.

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Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

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How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb?

Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

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Why do bees buzz?

Because they can't whistle!

What would bears be without bees?

Ears!

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Why are there trees in Harlem?

Public Transport

What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

Wait at a buzz stop!

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What's a bee-line?

The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!

What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

Wait at the buzz stop.