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What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

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Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

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What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

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What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!

What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!

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What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!