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What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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ARE YE READY KIDS!

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Michelle

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What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

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What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!