What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

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What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!

Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

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What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

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Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

What's better than being up to your knees in beer?

Being up to your nuts in cider.

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What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

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Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

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What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!