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What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

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What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

How much does a pirate earing cost?

A buccaneer

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What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?

The car salesman can probably drive!

Who drives away all of his customers?

A taxicab driver.

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What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

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What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim.....

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

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Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

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What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!