What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."