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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is your January report card so bad?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

What does a Pokemon baby say to his dad in Star Wars?

Waba Fett

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Whats the world weakest animal?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him!

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How Many Kids With A.D.D Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes??

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

Thermostat Jokes More Thermostat Jokes

What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

Dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT