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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

How many dads does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.

What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What is the scariest thing to read in braile?

Do not touch

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes (xpost r/imgoingtohellforthis)

Thermostat Jokes More Thermostat Jokes

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby?

20 minutes, thermostat 8.

What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

Dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT