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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

What's the difference...?

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

What did the pizza say to the pizza cutter?

Wanna pizza me

Thermostat Jokes More Thermostat Jokes

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby?

20 minutes, thermostat 8.

What's up Dad Party!" *dads go nuts* "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

Dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT