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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know that Batman is black?

He can't go anywhere without Robin'

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

How many dads does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

Thermostat Jokes More Thermostat Jokes

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby?

20 minutes, thermostat 8.

What's up Dad Party!" *dads go nuts* "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

Dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT