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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Why was the Eunich Squirrel unhappy?

Because he had no nuts.

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

What did the pizza say to the pizza cutter?

Wanna pizza me

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

Thermostat Jokes More Thermostat Jokes

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby?

20 minutes, thermostat 8.

What's up Dad Party!" *dads go nuts* "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

Dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT