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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

Thermostat Jokes More Thermostat Jokes

What's up Dad Party!" *dads go nuts* "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

Dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT