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What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

Web Designer Jokes More Web Designer Jokes

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

What do you call a graduated spider?

A Web Designer

Squeeze Jokes More Squeeze Jokes

What's a python's favourite pop group?

Squeeze!

How did the Ethiopian escape prison?

He squeezed through the bars.

Hot Girl Jokes More Hot Girl Jokes

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

Why do hot girls always travel in threes?

Because they can't even.