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What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

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Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

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Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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What's every spider's dream job?

A web designer.

What is Spiderman's perfect job?

A web designer.

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What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

What's a python's favourite pop group?

Squeeze!

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What do you call the hot girl on a drummer's arm?

A tattoo.

What do you call a hot girl in Germany?

Tourist