What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

How'd you get a black eye?

Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

What is the most well educated type of nut?

Macademia.

Web Designer Jokes More Web Designer Jokes

What is Spiderman's perfect job?

A web designer.

What do you call a graduated spider?

A Web Designer

Squeeze Jokes More Squeeze Jokes

How did the Ethiopian escape prison?

He squeezed through the bars.

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

Hot Girl Jokes More Hot Girl Jokes

Why do hot girls always travel in threes?

Because they can't even.

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.