What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

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What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.

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What did one ovary say to the other one?

Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

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What is Spiderman's perfect job?

A web designer.

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

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What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.

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What do you call the hot girl on a drummer's arm?

A tattoo.

What do a hot girl and my little toe have in common?

I bang them both on my coffee table at night.