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What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

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Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

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Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

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What is Spiderman's perfect job?

A web designer.

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

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What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.

What's a python's favourite pop group?

Squeeze!

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What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

Why do hot girls always travel in threes?

Because they can't even.