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How did the Ethiopian escape prison?

He squeezed through the bars.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.

Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Two guys walk into a bar...

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.

Squeeze Jokes More Squeeze Jokes

How did the Ethiopian escape prison?

He squeezed through the bars.

What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.