How did the Ethiopian escape prison?

He squeezed through the bars.

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What is the world's fastest land animal?

The Ethiopian chicken

What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

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Where do twin lesbians party?

Klondike Bar

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

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What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.