How did the Ethiopian escape prison?

He squeezed through the bars.

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Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

By putting flowers on its grave.

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Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with?

Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

Squeeze Jokes More Squeeze Jokes

What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.

What's a python's favourite pop group?

Squeeze!