How did the Ethiopian escape prison?

He squeezed through the bars.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners...

What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice

Squeeze Jokes More Squeeze Jokes

What's a python's favourite pop group?

Squeeze!

What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.