Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with?

Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"

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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

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How do trains from different countries understand each other?

With a trainslator

What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.