Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with?

Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"

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What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

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Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.