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Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with?

Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"

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Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

Two guys walk into a bar...

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

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What's the worst part about being a railroad conductor?

The training.

Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...