Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with?

Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"

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Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

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What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

Where does Joseph Kony train his soldiers?

Arizona