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Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with?

Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"

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What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

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How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

What does train tracks and breast have in common?

They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them