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What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no will to live?

Willis.

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

What is green and smells like paint?!?

Green paint.

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

Why did the Mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

Squeeze Jokes More Squeeze Jokes

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.