What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.

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Why do men prefer blondes?

Men always like intellectual company

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

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Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

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How did the Ethiopian escape prison?

He squeezed through the bars.

What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.