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What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why is food better than men?

Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

Why did the girl spray her clock?

It was full of ticks.

Why did the Mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

Squeeze Jokes More Squeeze Jokes

What's a python's favourite pop group?

Squeeze!

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.