What does a Obstetrician and a well written joke have in common?

They deliver

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Why does Bill Nye get sleepy after writing calligraphy?

Because of the Nye Quill.

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

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What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

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What does a Obstetrician and a well written joke have in common?

They deliver

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...