What does a Obstetrician and a well written joke have in common?

They deliver

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What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

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Allah-t. Thanks for listening.

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Slayer.

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What does a Obstetrician and a well written joke have in common?

They deliver

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...