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What does a Obstetrician and a well written joke have in common?

They deliver

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How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

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What do you call someone that delivers baby horses?

An Equinecologist.

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

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What does a Obstetrician and a well written joke have in common?

They deliver

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...