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Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled?

Because he's a bad wrapper

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What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

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Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

Why was the little bear so spoiled?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim!

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What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

How do I know Kim and Kanye's daughter is going to be smart?

Because she already has 315 degrees.

Kim Jokes More Kim Jokes

What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.