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Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled?

Because he's a bad wrapper

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Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

Spoil Jokes More Spoil Jokes

What do you get from pampering your cow?

Spoiled milk.

What do you get from pampered cows?

Spoiled milk!

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What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

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What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.

How do I know Kim and Kanye's daughter is going to be smart?

Because she already has 315 degrees.