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What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

Neverland Ranch Jokes More Neverland Ranch Jokes

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.

Bedtime Jokes More Bedtime Jokes

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

How did God make Himself?

I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.

Big Hand Jokes More Big Hand Jokes

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

Little Hand Jokes More Little Hand Jokes

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.