What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What time does Sean Connery show up to wimbledon?

Tennish

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

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What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille?

Do not touch.

Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

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What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

How did God make Himself?

I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.

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How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.