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How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

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What was your name?

It's Siv" I know lmao hi5s other judge

How did the rainbow know is was lost?

It was a clear day

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How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

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What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

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How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

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What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.