What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Who are the fastest readers of all time?

9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 15 seconds

Why was the stadium so cool?

It was full of fans.

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How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man

Neverland Ranch Jokes More Neverland Ranch Jokes

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

Bedtime Jokes More Bedtime Jokes

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Big Hand Jokes More Big Hand Jokes

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

Little Hand Jokes More Little Hand Jokes

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.