What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

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Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

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What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

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When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

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When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.