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What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called?

Dr Whoover

What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

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Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

Neverland Ranch Jokes More Neverland Ranch Jokes

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

Bedtime Jokes More Bedtime Jokes

When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Big Hand Jokes More Big Hand Jokes

Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

Little Hand Jokes More Little Hand Jokes

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.