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What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing?

Neverland Ranch.

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Why was the tomato blushing?

Because he saw the salad dressing.

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

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What's Spider-Mans favorite online music app?

Spotafly.

What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy.

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What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.