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What do you call a pig with good table manners?

Sick.

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Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

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Why do turkeys always gobble?

They havent been taught good table manners!

What do you call a pig with good table manners?

Sick.