What do you call a pig with good table manners?

Sick.

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What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

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Why do turkeys always gobble?

They havent been taught good table manners!

What do you call a pig with good table manners?

Sick.