Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

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What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!