Because he saw the salad dressing.
Stroganoff
She saw the salad dressing.
He didn't want to see the salad dressing.
Neverland Ranch.
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Caesar salad
Ceasar
Close the door! I'm dressing!
So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.
The recipe told her to mints her garlic.
By Spaghett-e-mail!
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Lettuce alone without dressing.
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'
Shaven, not furred
She's Got The Jack