Because he saw the salad dressing.
Stroganoff
She saw the salad dressing.
He didn't want to see the salad dressing.
Neverland Ranch.
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...
I don't remember
An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.
Because she lost the recipe.
A tomato in an elevator
They briefly open one eye.
I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.
Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.
Because he had no body to dance with!
Lettuce alone with no dressing.
Lettuce alone, without dressing...
Martini
Poutini!
Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.
Anne hath a way.