Salad Dress Jokes

Why was the tomato blushing?

Because he saw the salad dressing.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge?

She saw the salad dressing.

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.

What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing?

Neverland Ranch.

Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

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What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?

Because they can't dress themselves.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator?

He wanted cold cuts.

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What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!

What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander!

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What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to.

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You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

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Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why is today a trucker's favorite day?

Cuz it's 10-4 GOOD BUDDY!!!

What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

Tomato Blush Jokes More Tomato Blush Jokes

Why was the tomato blushing?

Because he saw the salad dressing.

Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

Whats white blue and rectangular?

A fridge with a denim jacket on.