Salad Dress Jokes

Why was the tomato blushing?

Because he saw the salad dressing.

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What was the beef doing as he watched the salad dressing?

Stroganoff

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge?

She saw the salad dressing.

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.

What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing?

Neverland Ranch.

Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

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