Salad Dress Jokes

Why was the tomato blushing?

Because he saw the salad dressing.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge?

She saw the salad dressing.

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing?

Neverland Ranch.

Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

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Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer natural light

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

How do hurricanes see?

With one eye

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

What do people with two left feet wear?

Flip flips

Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

Macaulay Culkin Jokes More Macaulay Culkin Jokes

What is Macaulay Culkin's favorite cheese?

Provolone

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What products do you use for grooming?

She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro?

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What do Jedi sheep sound like?

Dagobah.