How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro?

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How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro?

What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?