How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro?

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Why did the snail paint an S on the back of his car?

So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"

Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

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When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

Because you can never be too careful.

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

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How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro?

What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?