How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro?

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Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

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Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

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When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

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Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

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How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro?

What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?