Uber Driver Jokes

What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

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How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro?

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Tan Jokes More Tan Jokes

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

What dance do you do when summer is over?

Tango (tan go).

Pc Jokes More Pc Jokes

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Nietzsche Jokes More Nietzsche Jokes

Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

Ohio Jokes More Ohio Jokes

What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

Meme Jokes More Meme Jokes

What would I be if I were twice myself?

A meme.

What is the opposite of a meme?

A youyou

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What are homeless ducks always asking for?

A lil bit of quack

When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad?

Because she died a virgin!