Uber Driver Jokes

What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

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How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro?

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How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why did Jesus not go to Australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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How do memes go to the proms?

In a lmaosine

What is the opposite of a meme?

A youyou

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Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..

Where'd you get it?

Africa," says the parrot.

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What do you ask from Santa Claus this year?

Oh, just 50 dollars, like always.

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

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What do you call a midget psychiatrist on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

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What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

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What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

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Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

What PC does Adele use?

A Dell.