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Uber Driver Jokes

What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

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How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro?

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Bro Jokes More Bro Jokes

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

What did the 2 say to the 3?

Do you even, bro?

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

Columbus Jokes More Columbus Jokes

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship.

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

Tan Jokes More Tan Jokes

How does a mathematician get Tan?

Sin/Cos

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why did peasants hate knights' outfits?

Because everyone hates chain mail.

Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

Because Mace Windu nuffin

Why did the film critic protest the new children's cemetery?

He's not a fan of juvenile plots.

Ohio Jokes More Ohio Jokes

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese?

Ohio

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.