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Uber Driver Jokes

What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

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How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro?

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Portuguese Jokes More Portuguese Jokes

What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

How many Portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

Why is Africa hot?

Because of dat Djibouti.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

Why did the film critic protest the new children's cemetery?

He's not a fan of juvenile plots.

Ohio Jokes More Ohio Jokes

What did the Ohioan Satanist say when he arrived to cult?

Ohio Satan!

What's a weaboos favorite state?

Ohio.

Bro Jokes More Bro Jokes

Where do bros go for spring break?

Gainzville.

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

Where have you been?

He asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."

What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata