Meme Jokes

What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

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How do memes go to the proms?

In a lmaosine

What's the difference between dreams and memes?

I haven't given up on my memes yet

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

What did one meme say to the other meme?

Dank

How do you stop an Internet troll?

Seize their memes of production.

What do you call a collection of memes?

A memeoir.

Where did the memes make their last stand?

The Aylmao.

What would I be if I doubled myself?

Meme

What would I be if I were twice myself?

A meme.

What do you call the misuse of a meme?

A misdememer.

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Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

What is the opposite of a meme?

A youyou

What do you call a person who uses multiple accounts to upvote their own memes?

Unidank

What do Germans say when you show them a meme?

Danke.

Why do people call memes "dank"?

Because they release dopameme!

What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma?

A dank statement.

What kind of memes do Germans like?

Danke memes

Why did the imgurian cross the road?

To get the meme on the other side.

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

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What's pirates' favourite meme?

Ayy lmao

What's the most popular Internet meme in China?

Ayy lMao

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race?

He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography

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How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

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What's the difference between a computer program and global warming?

One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

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What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

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What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

Why do neutrons shoot through dense material, but get reflected by softer material during Radiography?

Have always been curious of this.

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How much steel can a dank meme melt if a dank meme melts steel beams?

9/11 beams

Why was the steel angry?

Because it lost it's temper.

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What did the pirate say when he saw the dank meme?

Arrr

How much steel can a dank meme melt if a dank meme melts steel beams?

9/11 beams