Meme Jokes

What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

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How do memes go to the proms?

In a lmaosine

What's the difference between dreams and memes?

I haven't given up on my memes yet

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

What did one meme say to the other meme?

Dank

What do you call a collection of memes?

A memeoir.

Where did the memes make their last stand?

The Aylmao.

What would I be if I doubled myself?

Meme

What would I be if I were twice myself?

A meme.

What do you call the misuse of a meme?

A misdememer.

Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

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What is the opposite of a meme?

A youyou

What do you call a person who uses multiple accounts to upvote their own memes?

Unidank

What do Germans say when you show them a meme?

Danke.

Why do people call memes "dank"?

Because they release dopameme!

What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma?

A dank statement.

What kind of memes do Germans like?

Danke memes

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

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What kind of animal goes "LMAO"?

Hy-Ayy-nas

Who is the communist leader of r/Jokes?

Chairman

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How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

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How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

What is the quickest way to double your money?

Fold it in half!

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What Is Bluetooth?

When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

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Why does the Brotherhood of Steel from Fallout hate '80s music?

Because of the synths.

What happens if you steel?

You have to get Alloy-er

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What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!

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Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.