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Meme Jokes

What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

$Your Age Is Only Math$

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How do memes go to the proms?

In a lmaosine

What's the difference between dreams and memes?

I haven't given up on my memes yet

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

What did one meme say to the other meme?

Dank

How do you stop an Internet troll?

Seize their memes of production.

What do you call a collection of memes?

A memeoir.

Where did the memes make their last stand?

The Aylmao.

What would I be if I doubled myself?

Meme

What would I be if I were twice myself?

A meme.

What do you call the misuse of a meme?

A misdememer.

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Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

What is the opposite of a meme?

A youyou

What do you call a person who uses multiple accounts to upvote their own memes?

Unidank

What do Germans say when you show them a meme?

Danke.

Why do people call memes "dank"?

Because they release dopameme!

What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma?

A dank statement.

What kind of memes do Germans like?

Danke memes

Why did the imgurian cross the road?

To get the meme on the other side.

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

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How do memes go to the proms?

In a lmaosine

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How do you stop an Internet troll?

Seize their memes of production.

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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Why don't Muslims support Harambe?

Because it would

What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe

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Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back

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What did the guy say to MJ at the beach?

Get out of my son.

What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.

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Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

What do you call a productive Asian?

China get something done.

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How many dead memes does it take to change a light bulb?

Over 9000.

How many dead memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-one.

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2...

How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.