Meme Jokes

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

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What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the mongoose?

Bing fwong dong 9/11

How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

Meme Jokes

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Couple's Daily Question Mug

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What did one meme say to the other meme?

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What do you call a collection of memes?

Where did the memes make their last stand?

What would I be if I doubled myself?

What would I be if I were twice myself?

What do you call the misuse of a meme?

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Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

What is the opposite of a meme?

What do you call a person who uses multiple accounts to upvote their own memes?

What do Germans say when you show them a meme?

Why do people call memes "dank"?

What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma?

What kind of memes do Germans like?

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