Meme Jokes

What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How do memes go to the proms?

In a lmaosine

What's the difference between dreams and memes?

I haven't given up on my memes yet

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

What did one meme say to the other meme?

Dank

What do you call a collection of memes?

A memeoir.

What would I be if I doubled myself?

Meme

What would I be if I were twice myself?

A meme.

What do you call the misuse of a meme?

A misdememer.

Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

What is the opposite of a meme?

A youyou

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do Germans say when you show them a meme?

Danke.

Why do people call memes "dank"?

Because they release dopameme!

What kind of memes do Germans like?

Danke memes

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What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

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Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

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What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

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How are you getting on with the Internet?

Surf far so good.

How does a sea urchin search the internet?

Sea urchingine

Collection Jokes More Collection Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

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Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

Why do writers hate the Bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

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What's a ducks favourite snack?

Quackers! **EDIT: Spelling**

What's a word that no matter how much you spelled it, it always wrong?

Wrong, the word is wrong

Danke Jokes More Danke Jokes

What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

Danke schon.

What do Germans say when you show them a meme?

Danke.