Danke Jokes

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What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him?

Danke

What does a Greek say when gets his salary?

Danke!

What do Germans say when you show them a meme?

Danke.

What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!

What kind of memes do Germans like?

Danke memes

What do a German says when you show him a good meme?

Danke

What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

Danke schon.

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

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Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

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Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!

German Jokes More German Jokes

Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

Why do a German soldier's hands never get cold?

Because they've gott MIT-uns

Lmao Jokes More Lmao Jokes

What kind of animal goes "LMAO"?

Hy-Ayy-nas

Who is the communist leader of r/Jokes?

Chairman

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

Salary Jokes More Salary Jokes

Why do you have rashes every time you get your salary?

Employee: I am allergic to peanuts.

What are your expectations?

Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'