Danke Jokes

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

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What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany?

Danke

What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him?

Danke

What does a greek say when gets his salary?

Danke!

What do Germans say when you show them a meme?

Danke.

What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!

What kind of memes do Germans like?

Danke memes

What do a German says when you show him a good meme?

Danke

What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

Danke schon.

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

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What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

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What goes round the middle of the Internet?

The e-quator.

German Jokes More German Jokes

Why do Germans make such good cars?

To try and make up for the Holocaust.

What's the best way to stop a German train?

Them nicely.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool?

A marajuannabe.

What's wrong with Bessie?

She looks like she's in constant pain! She has mooootiple sclerosis

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

Why is yogurt always in debt?

Because it's Greek.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink.

What was Santa's Christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

New gloves for the cold days

Steel Jokes More Steel Jokes

Why was the steel angry?

Because it lost it's temper.

What happens if you steel?

You have to get Alloy-er

Salary Jokes More Salary Jokes

Why do you have rashes every time you get your salary?

Employee: I am allergic to peanuts.

What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

Danke schon.