Danke Jokes

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

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What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany?

Danke

What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him?

Danke

What does a Greek say when gets his salary?

Danke!

What do Germans say when you show them a meme?

Danke.

What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!

What kind of memes do Germans like?

Danke memes

What do a German says when you show him a good meme?

Danke

What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

Danke schon.

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

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How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!

What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!

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What did a pirate say to fellow pirate?

Are you seeding?

What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

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What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma?

A dank statement.

Why did the imgurian cross the road?

To get the meme on the other side.

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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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What a Greek says as he get his paycheck?

Danke Shn.

How did the steak chef at the courthouse like his paycheck?

In legal tender

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Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

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Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

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How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They have a machine that does that now.

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.