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Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

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Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What do Brazilian cats speak?

Purr-tuguese

What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

Mime Jokes More Mime Jokes

Why can't mimes finish marathons?

Because they can't get past "the wall".

Why do Mimes have no benefits?

Because they never speak up.

Action Jokes More Action Jokes

What do you call the action of a banker buying weed?

A dank transaction

What do you call an action of copyright law against a ghost?

An exor-.

Librarian Jokes More Librarian Jokes

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold