Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

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What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

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How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

What's another word for "thesaurus"?

Steven Wright joke, iirc.

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What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

Mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

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What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

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How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

According to the Gooey Decimal System.

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you.