Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

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Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice.

What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Why do fluorescent lights hum?

Because they don't know the words.

What word has the most letters in it?

Postbox.

Mime Jokes More Mime Jokes

Why do Mimes have no benefits?

Because they never speak up.

Why can't mimes finish marathons?

Because they can't get past "the wall".

Action Jokes More Action Jokes

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

Librarian Jokes More Librarian Jokes

What did the book say to the librarian?

Can I take you out

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold