Lmao Jokes

What do French people put on really funny sandwiches?

LMAO

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What's the most popular Internet meme in China?

Ayy lMao

What's a dank memer's favorite letter?

A' lmao

What kind of animal goes "LMAO"?

Hy-Ayy-nas

What do you call a Chinese guy when he's laughing?

Lmao

What's the deal with airline food!?

LMAO

Who is the communist leader of r/Jokes?

Chairman

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Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of dog does Sauron have?

A La-Barad-dr

What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What mysterious hair product does Lucifer use to keep himself looking good?

Arcane-gel!

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Mayonnaise Jokes More Mayonnaise Jokes

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??

What did the mayonnaise say to the refridgerator?

Close the door, I'm dressing!

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

What does a Chinese cow say?

Governess(https://translate.google.com/m/translate#en/zh-CN/Governess)

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What does someone have if they laugh at other people's eyes?

Aqueous humour.

What happens to a laffy taffy joke in the rain?

It makes me laugh a little bit, in the rain.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!