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What's a ducks favourite snack?

Quackers! **EDIT: Spelling**

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How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

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What is woman spelled backwards?

Kitchen

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Spelling!

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What do you call a white duck?

A quacker

What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers!