What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

Milk and quackers.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy?

Decalfinated.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did the duck say to the policeman?

Quack

What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

Quacker Jokes More Quacker Jokes

What do you call a religious duck?

A Quacker

What is a ducks favorite snack?

Quackers.