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What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

Milk and quackers.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?

An encownter group.

What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy?

Decalfinated.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Quacker Jokes More Quacker Jokes

What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

Milk and quackers.

What do you call a white duck?

A quacker