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What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

Milk and quackers.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

What do you call a cow stable in Egypt?

A Mubarack

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck.... with hiccups.

Why did the duck get arrested?

Because he was smoking quack!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What did the milk say to the cheese?

Hey, you're old!

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

Quacker Jokes More Quacker Jokes

What is a ducks favorite snack?

Quackers.

What do you call a white duck?

A quacker