What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

Milk and quackers.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does a cow call his mate?

Oxfam.

What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy?

Decalfinated.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

Quacker Jokes More Quacker Jokes

What is a ducks favorite snack?

Quackers.

What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers!