What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

Milk and quackers.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do cows go from one town to another?

They cowmmute.

What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

Why is Papyrus taller than Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

Quacker Jokes More Quacker Jokes

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers!