What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

Milk and quackers.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cow pastures smell like?

Dairy air

What did the cow say to the horse?

Mooooooo

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you get down off a horse?

You don't, you get down off a duck.

How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

Quacker Jokes More Quacker Jokes

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

What is a ducks favorite snack?

Quackers.