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What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

Milk and quackers.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

Why didn't the cow go on to greener pastures?

She couldn't find any mooovers.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do ducks fly high?

They use quack!

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What milk does a coward make?

Craven-dale

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Leave it in the cow.

Quacker Jokes More Quacker Jokes

What is a ducks favorite snack?

Quackers.

What do you call a white duck?

A quacker