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What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

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How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

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When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

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What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese?

Ohio

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What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.