What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

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Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

What did the man say to the Formula 1 driver who nearly rear-ended him?

Thanks Verstappen.

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Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese?

Ohio

Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese?

Ohio

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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?

A sheep that can round itself up!