What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

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Where's the middle of nowhere?

It's three letters in. "H".

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

So you'll never know which side he's on.

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Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?

Beacause a little water ends both of them!

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

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What's a weaboos favorite state?

Ohio.

What did the Ohioan Satanist say when he arrived to cult?

Ohio Satan!

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Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"