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What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

What does train tracks and breast have in common?

They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them

Ohio Jokes More Ohio Jokes

What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese?

Ohio

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden