What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

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What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

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What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

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Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese?

Ohio

What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

Where do puppies go when they die?

Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.