What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

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What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

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Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

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What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

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How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.