It's beer pressure.
You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.
They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.
A round of applause...because they all have the clap.
She said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
She asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."
A frog in a blender.
I did! Well here's the elastic band.
384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"
A sheep that can round itself up!
The guy would survive the first round.
384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"
Chase it round the garden
Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.
Depends on how many were photographed.
Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.
What a wondrous *turd* of events.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Ohio.
They'd be terrified
They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
Give the criminals badges.
Feel around for the dough nuts
Because they are light.
Deez nuts.
Count Spooku
Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.
Because manholes are round
I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.
I can still turn your mom on.
A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.
A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.
They only have one pair of trunks.
Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.
It's more fun to break wind
