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Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

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What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

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Why is everyone tired of the king playing video poker on his porcelain throne?

Cause they're sick of all his royal flushes.

What did the beach boys play at their reunion show?

Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.

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What do you get when you cross Pokémon and digimon?

A poke-mon!

What do Pokemon Go and Tinder have in common?

Both give you a good chance of catching something

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Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

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How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her?

You drop it on her twice.

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

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Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?

384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"