Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

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What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.

What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

Gt- () An investigator

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Why did Ayn Rand lose the pool tournament?

She wouldn't play on a regulation size table

What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

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Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

Because it might Pikachu.

Why shouldn't you shower with a Pokemon?

It might Pikachu.

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Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

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What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

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What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and Democrats sign on the back.

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?

A sheep that can round itself up!