Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

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Why does nobody like Tigger?

Because he plays with Pooh.

What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member?

Mad props...

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Whats a Drummers favorite Pokemon?

Rattata

How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.

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What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

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What do you call a Japanese Halloween Cake?

Bookkake

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

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Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

How many Republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

None. The Democrats do that.

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How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.

How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"