Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

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What did the blonde think of the new computer?

She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

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What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

What position does your brother play in the school football team?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks!

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What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

How do you get heaps of Pikachu on to a bus?

You Pokémon

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Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it?

A Jolly Rancher.

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What do you call a half Mexican half Japanese jedi master?

Obi Juan Shinobi

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

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How many Republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

None. The Democrats do that.

What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and Democrats sign on the back.

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How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.