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Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

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What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

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What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play?

House.

Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers?

A cannibull

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

What is "YEAH" in Japanese?

HAEY, obviously.

Democrats Jokes More Democrats Jokes

Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause...because they all have the clap.