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What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

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Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

What's the first rule of bug ownership?

Watch your step!

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Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

Because they spend too much time with the x-position

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

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What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

What game do enemy naval officers play in the sauna?

Battleshvitz

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What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.