What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

Previous Random Joke Next

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?

They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What game do Anti-Vaxxer's kids play in the pool?

Marco Polio

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.