What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

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Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

"Ve have vays of making you tock!"

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What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

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What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

What does Game of Thrones have in common with The Sixth Sense?

Icy Dead People

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.