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What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

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Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

How do you play Taliban bingo?

B-52...F-16...B-1..

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

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What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

Because they spend too much time with the x-position

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What game do Anti-Vaxxer's kids play in the pool?

Marco Polio

Why was the Bears-Packers tie called off?

Only one side was game

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u