How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

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What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

Milk and honey.

What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

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Which phone??

Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well

What do all dogs get with their phones?

Collar ID

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Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

You should know, you've only read it twenty times.