How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

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What is honeymoon?

That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

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How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?

Yellow

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Shelfies.

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Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters