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How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

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How long does a United States Congressman serve?

Until he gets caught.

What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

A pair of slipper

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?

LO

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What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis

Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!