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How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

How, would you answer this question?

No. -How

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Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?

Yellow

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Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster