You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.
I'm better without U.
Cloning.
Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u
J
Tickle its balls.
ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Her hips
What are U doing here?
Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.
They're not infallible
U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.
Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.
ME: um medium well W: very good Me: oh god what have I just done
When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.
They said "We can do it without u, Britain."
Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"
6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no
You get an unpleasant vowel movement.
Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*
U and I.
Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.
Penacilin
A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke
Take the P out of him.
With or without "u"
A coconut
If u say its not ok they give it to u for free
Coconut
Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.
V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.
Au.
Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!
A coconut!
He parks his car, man.
Because they wooden go.
Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...
Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U.
Krakow
Cashew
Because 7 ate 9
The Moona Lisa!
They show possession.
A cross.
A monkey
A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster.
