You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.
I'm better without U.
The function of u to the n
Cloning.
Matteo
Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u
J
What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest
Its not that hard
With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.
Tickle its balls.
ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Her hips
What are U doing here?
Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.
Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.
They're not infallible
M: Do u have ANY idea how much paperwork I've got to do
U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.
Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.
A coconut.
Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there
People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.
My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that
I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.
I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either
ME: um medium well W: very good Me: oh god what have I just done
When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.
They said "We can do it without u, Britain."
Their response Flexicution
Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"
6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no
You get an unpleasant vowel movement.
Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*
U and I.
No one has done this before, it's just us two you know
Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p
10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.
Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.
Penacilin
Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u
A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke
2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears
Take the P out of him.
Boy: My wife & 2 kids.
With or without "u"
A coconut
If u say its not ok they give it to u for free
Coconut
Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.
Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying
V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.
A-U":
Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!
Cried Baby Bear.
A coconut!
ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.
Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.
The Juan who lived.
Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset
A-flat minor.
Dung!
Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....
Me love you wrong time.
Amiigo
Wii-U, Wii-U, Wii-U!
Fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle
Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming
Because he's not apparent.
An engi-near!
Because 7 ate 9.
There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.
Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."
It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)
What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night
The White Wizzer
