What is the best vegetable delivery vehicle in the world?

An ambulance

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What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

Who is the smelliest hairiest monarch in the world?

King Pong.

Ambulance Jokes More Ambulance Jokes

Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.