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What's the key to finding love?

Rohypnol

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What is the worst way to find out you just came into money?

Via sticky notes

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

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Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

Why don't owls make love in the rain?

Because it's too wet to woo.

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What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.