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What's the key to finding love?

Rohypnol

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Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.

What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

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What did the young witch say to her mother?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey