What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

When is your door annoying?

When it'sa Jar-Jar.

What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

Be too drunk to find your keys.