What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

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What do you call a chicken coop with five doors?

A hatchback.

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

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What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

Why don't you shoo those flies?

Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

Who is never hungry at Christmas?

The turkey - he's always stuffed!

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Where's the dog?

Flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!