What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

When is your door annoying?

When it'sa Jar-Jar.

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What did the turkey say to the motorist?

Buckle Buckle

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What did the young witch say to her mother?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!

What's the key to a good joke?

Timing.