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What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there! Alexia! Alexia who?

Alexia again to open this door!

What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

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What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to.

Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?

There were too many fowls.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.