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What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a thirsty cow?

A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.

When is your door annoying?

When it'sa Jar-Jar.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What did the turkey say about the television program from the 1950s?

There's a little bit too much grayvy.

What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.