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What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan.

Who's there! Alexia! Alexia who?

Alexia again to open this door!

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why was the girl with the Frozen balloon sad?

Because she...let it go!

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

He gobbles up.

What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Where's the dog?

Flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

What is long and likes to pry in a hole?

A key.