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What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

Why should you always keep a firearm in the small room by your front door?

Foyer protection

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?

Grave-y!

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".