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What is a gathering of octopus called?

Octoposse

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Why are octopuses so dangerous?

Because they TENTACLE.

What did the angry octopus say to the octopus that made him mad?

POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW Right in the kisser!

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What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

What's angry, fluffy and destructive and gathers inside stringed instruments?

Violint