What is a gathering of octopus called?

Octoposse

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What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

How may tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

Tentacles!

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What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.