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How may tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

Tentacles!

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What do you call an octopus that loves jokes?

A knock-knocktopus.

Why couldn't the octopus take off her bra?

It had suction cups.

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How many tickles does it take to effectively tickle an octopus?

Tentacles.

Why are octopuses so dangerous?

Because they TENTACLE.