Octopus Laugh Jokes

How do you make an octopus laugh?

Give it ten tickles

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-ticles!!!

What makes an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles

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What does an octopus have ten of?

Tickles...

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

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Paul gas coin!

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Paul stop monkeying around!

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What does Professor Xavier say when he wants to be tickled?

Tummy, my X-Men!

Why was the atom laughing?

Because part tickles.

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What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

How many tickles does it take to effectively tickle an octopus?

Tentacles.

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Why is the North Pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the South Pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

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Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.