Octopus Laugh Jokes

How do you make an octopus laugh?

Give it ten tickles

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-ticles!!!

What makes an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles

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Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. Couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

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Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

FIRETRUCK.

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How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

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Which insect didn't play well in goal?

The fumble bee!

Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

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How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

How many tickles do you give an octopus?

TENtickles

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Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

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What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped.

What hotel does Link always ask for?

HYATT

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

Why was the atom laughing?

Because part tickles.

How many tickles does an octopus like?

Ten-tickles