Octopus Laugh Jokes

How do you make an octopus laugh?

Give it ten tickles

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-ticles!!!

What makes an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles

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What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

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How many tickles does it take to effectively tickle an octopus?

Tentacles.

What does an octopus take on a camping trip?

Tentacles!

End Jokes More End Jokes

What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

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How many tickles do you give an octopus?

TENtickles

How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

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What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

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Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

What does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten tickles.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you make a motherboard?

I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."

Who's there The Kgb The kgb who?

Slaps person) we will ask the questions.