Octopus Laugh Jokes

How do you make an octopus laugh?

Give it ten tickles

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-ticles!!!

What makes an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles

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What does an octopus take on a camping trip?

Tentacles!

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People are dying to get in.

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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

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Have a good one, son.

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How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh?

Tentickles.

How many tickles do you give an octopus?

TENtickles

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Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

What's the last thing each tickle-me-Elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

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What is a gathering of octopus called?

Octoposse

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

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What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

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Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...