Octopus Laugh Jokes

How do you make an octopus laugh?

Give it ten tickles

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-ticles!!!

What makes an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles

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How many tickles does it take to effectively tickle an octopus?

Tentacles.

What does an octopus take on a camping trip?

Tentacles!

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What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

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Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse.

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How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh?

Tentickles.

How many tickles do you give an octopus?

TENtickles

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What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

What does an octopus have ten of?

Tickles...

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What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

Which insect didn't play well in goal?

The fumble bee!

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What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"

How would you feel if I die?

Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!

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What did one octopus say to the other octopus?

Will you hold my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.