Octopus Laugh Jokes

How do you make an octopus laugh?

Give it ten tickles

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-ticles!!!

What makes an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles

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What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

How many goals did Germany score?

A brazillian

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How do u get a pool table to laugh?

Tickle its balls.

What does Professor Xavier say when he wants to be tickled?

Tummy, my X-Men!

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What do you call it when Paul scores?

Paulinating.

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

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What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends!

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What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

What did baby corn asked mummy corn?

Where's popcorn.

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How do Chinese people laugh over the internet?

Lmao Zedong

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

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What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

How many tickles does it take to effectively tickle an octopus?

Tentacles.

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Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.