Goal Jokes

How many goals did Germany score?

A brazillian

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Which insect didn't play well in goal?

The fumble bee!

What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper