Gather Jokes

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

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What do you call a gathering of otolaryngologists?

An ENTmoot.

What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?

A Sir conference.

What's angry, fluffy and destructive and gathers inside stringed instruments?

Violint

Where do Arabians with cowboy hats gather?

Howdy Arabia

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

What is a gathering of octopus called?

Octoposse