Why don't u share a bed?

Cried Baby Bear.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby?

Stop crying and viper your nose!

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

What do you call a Dr. That shares your medical history with everyone?

A HIPAAcrite

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

Why thank u.. are u single?

She:No, I'm a dentist