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Why don't u share a bed?

Cried Baby Bear.

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Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying:

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

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Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

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Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing?

Stop being so elfish, Karen!

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

What is the integral of to the x?

The function of u to the n