Why don't u share a bed?

Cried Baby Bear.

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Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

Why don't u share a bed?

Cried Baby Bear.

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Why don't lobsters ever share anything?

Because they're shellfish

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

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What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

How does a poor man watch TV?

With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.