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Why don't u share a bed?

Cried Baby Bear.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why Don't Lobsters Share?

Because they're shellfish.

What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.