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Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us.

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why don't lobsters ever share anything?

Because they're shellfish

Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

Little Shellfish Jokes More Little Shellfish Jokes

Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?

He was a little shellfish.

Why did the little crab keep all the treasure for himself?

Because he was a little shellfish.