Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

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What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!

How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

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Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

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Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

What does Belathor call his balls?

His treasures.

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Why did the little crab keep all the treasure for himself?

Because he was a little shellfish.

Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl?

She was a little shellfish.