Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

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Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

Little Shellfish Jokes More Little Shellfish Jokes

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish