Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

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Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.

What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

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Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

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Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl?

She was a little shellfish.

Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.