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Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

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What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

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Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic..

Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

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What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

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Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

Why did the little crab keep all the treasure for himself?

Because he was a little shellfish.