Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

How selfish am I?

Circus peanuts and black licorice are my favorite candies just so I never have to share.

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

Little Shellfish Jokes More Little Shellfish Jokes

Why did the little crab keep all the treasure for himself?

Because he was a little shellfish.

Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.