Shrimp Jokes

What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

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What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

What's Tyrion Lannisters's favourite sea food?

Shrimp.

Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

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What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean

End Jokes More End Jokes

What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

Envelope

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

Treasure Jokes More Treasure Jokes

What's a bear's favorite kind of treasure?

Bearied.

What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

Charity Jokes More Charity Jokes

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

Why don't oysters give to charity?

They are shellfish.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

Very little.

Hi C Jokes More Hi C Jokes

What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)

What's a shrimp boat captain's favorite drink?

Hi-C

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

Chris Brown Jokes More Chris Brown Jokes

What's Chris Brown's favourite drink?

Punch

What's Chris Brown's favourite game?

Mortal Kombat Ex