Shrimp Jokes

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

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What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

What's Tyrion Lannisters's favourite sea food?

Shrimp.

Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

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What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger...

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

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What is a Cannibal?

Someone who is fed up with people.

Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

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Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

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What is Chris Brown's favorite drink?

Punch!

What's Chris Brown's favorite professional sport?

Sockher

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What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

Why did the Cook cross the road?

Because there were "Too Many Cooks".

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What do you call a Dr. That shares your medical history with everyone?

A HIPAAcrite

What do you call two witches who share a room?

Broom-mates.

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What did the man say to the Formula 1 driver who nearly rear-ended him?

Thanks Verstappen.

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Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.