Shrimp Jokes

What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

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What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

What's Tyrion Lannisters's favourite sea food?

Shrimp.

Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

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What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!

Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

Which kind?

Friend: "Motivational."

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

Why Don't Lobsters Share?

Because they're shellfish.

Hi C Jokes More Hi C Jokes

What's a shrimp boat captain's favorite drink?

Hi-C

What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?

Very little.

What is 34.5?

69 for midgets

Little Shellfish Jokes More Little Shellfish Jokes

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?

He was a little shellfish.

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.