Shrimp Jokes

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

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What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

What's Tyrion Lannisters's favourite sea food?

Shrimp.

Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

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They both crustaceans

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Lettuce get together!

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This club can't even handle me right now

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A mushroom!

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How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.

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You're two shellfish.

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An extrovert mathematician will be looking at the other guy's shoes.