Battered shrimp.
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They both crustaceans
Because they're shellfish.
Shrimp.
Because he is a little shellfish.
He was a little shellfish
He was a little shellfish.
To get to the other tide.
Put another shrimp on the barbie.
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Because they were both too Shellfish.
Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout
One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.
They get crabby! Badum tsss.
Because it's too cold outtide
Because it was too cold out tide.
Because it's shellfish.
A crab apple!
May Divorce be with you.*
Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer
Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.
Because Ken always came in another box.
Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Flush the punch bowl
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Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life
