Donate Jokes

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

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Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

Where do atheists donate their money?

Non Prophet Organizations

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many PETA memebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. PETA can't change anything.

How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?

None They don't make Pampers small enough.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many psychiatrists does it......take to change a light bulb?

0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.

How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did the doughnut maker retire?

He was fed up with the hole business.

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's grey and never needs ironing?

A drip dry elephant!

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

Hawaiian Jokes More Hawaiian Jokes

What do you get when you drop a Hawaiian pizza?

Pearl Harbor pizza.

What do you call a Hawaiian pizza with Jalapeos?

A Pearl Harbor

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

What do you call a credit union volunteer in a room full of bank directors?

A superior being.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why is everyone mad at Kim Davis?

Nobody in the government does their job.

What job can you see yourself doing?

Inspecting mirrors

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

Why do dogs chase their tails?

They want to make ends meet.