Donate Jokes

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

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Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me.

When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

Hawaiian Jokes More Hawaiian Jokes

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

Donation Jokes More Donation Jokes

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

What's the best nation in the world?

Donation. What's the best city in the world? Generosity.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What is a Cannibal?

Someone who is fed up with people.

How do you make a rabbit fast?

Don't feed it.