Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.
Because they're shellfish.
I would like to help with house #7.
All your stuff has been donated to charity
Non Prophet Organizations
Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout
She wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
Buffa lo
Rome.
Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"
To a Bananas foster home.
He wanted to feed his nightmares.
He wanted to feed the mouse.
Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.
Because nobody there is much of a drinker.
Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.
None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.
Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.
My donation check to Feed the Children!
Because they are shellfish