Donate Jokes

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

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Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

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Donation Jokes More Donation Jokes

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What part of the road is always crying?

The breakdown lane.

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

Hawaiian Jokes More Hawaiian Jokes

Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.

What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

How did the elephant get into the room?

We don't talk about it...

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

Charity Jokes More Charity Jokes

Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish

Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball?

A bouncing baby boa!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.