Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.
Because they're shellfish.
I would like to help with house #7.
All your stuff has been donated to charity
Non Prophet Organizations
Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout
None. PETA can't change anything.
None They don't make Pampers small enough.
0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.
None. They like it on the dark side.
He was fed up with the hole business.
Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.
A drip dry elephant!
I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.
Pearl Harbor pizza.
A Pearl Harbor
We sleep better when the room is moving
A superior being.
Nobody in the government does their job.
Inspecting mirrors
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.
They want to make ends meet.