Leave my presents
Because they are always a little behind
Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us
Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.
A toy-
Toys arrrrrr Us.
His parents weren't 18 or older.
It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.
Because he is a little shellfish.
Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"
Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES
At Toys We Is
ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!
Legolas
Strange to see your toys have the same name as us.
A lost Clause
Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.
A positive pregnancy test.
An alarmed clock.
Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann
Ann-onymous!
Because he was Legolas.
Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night!
Never enough.
He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.
Cotton balls
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!
They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Because Santa came early!
They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.
Plato
Play-doh.