Toy Jokes

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

Why was the alligator sad?

It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us.

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What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

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What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Where do you shop for a pregnant cow?

The Mooternity Section.

Where do psychopaths shop?

In sainsburys

Ann Jokes More Ann Jokes

Who's there! Ann! Ann who?

Ann-onymous!

Pinocchio Jokes More Pinocchio Jokes

Why was Pinocchio acting drunk?

He couldn't handle his lacquer

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What grows on Seasame Street?

I dunno, a Grover something.

How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

Yoda Jokes More Yoda Jokes

Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".

Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.