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Why was the alligator sad?

It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.

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Where do black parents get gifts for their children?

At Toys We Is

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

Why do pigs run into trees?

To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.