Why was the alligator sad?

It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.

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Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us.

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How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.