Why was the alligator sad?

It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.

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What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

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What is the primary job of an alligator?

Make allegations

What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.