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Why was the alligator sad?

It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.

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Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

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How often do I see alligators?

Ocajunally

What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.