How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

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How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

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Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?

To make ends meat.

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.

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What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

Why do they call it the XBOX 360?

Because you turn 360 and walk away!!

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What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"