How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

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Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

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How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

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How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space.

Why was the bakers bread so expensive?

He needed the dough.

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How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

What do you say to a broken Xbox One?

Nothing, you already said it twice.

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What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"